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JAAAAAACK!!!!! says...
What is your favorite episode of Retarded Policeman?
There are many good episodes. I think the blooper are just as good if not better. Content wise #15 Stalker is pretty good. Also #7.5 is a good one. #19 is a good one as well. However my one of all is #20.
Garrett Hallberg says...Why is it you will never fetch me a soda?
Because you see, THAT'S MY REGIONAL PHRASE!
Mini Me says...How did you become so awesome?
Truth be told, no one becomes awesome. Also no one is born awesome. It's all in the perception. While you may think I'm awesome a lot of people don't. It's ok it doesn't phase me. After all I'm the only Eagle Scout in my grade. Kind of turns the tables when you think I joined scout with 16 people from my grade. Some would surprise you actually. Ask me sometime. But anyway back to the question, I think those who get to know me realize there’s more to me than the quiet kid with no friends, I would say that I'm awesome as a part of my upbringing, just enough discipline with plenty of humility and a heaping scoop of awkward. Also you never know how awesome of an impact on someone you might have. I was once talking with a scout friend about my canoe trip as he had done the same program a few years earlier. We were talking about some of the program elements and I mentioned that I said he was one of my two role models, the others being another scout friend, and parents. I later came to find out that that had such an impact on him that he quietly went off and cried. All from simply telling him he was a role model. I have another "awesome impact" story, but if you want to know it ask me in person as it's long and I've only told a couple of other people besides those involved. It's so personal I haven't even told my parents, and doubt if I ever will.
In conclusion there in no "8) Awesome Code 8)" but simply how people see you. One last note for this, if you feel you are around negativity get rid of it by ignoring it or distance yourself. Rarely does confrontation help here.
'Stare Independently'
Wyatt Elder says...What is the proper ratio of peanut butter to jelly
This is more of an opinion question, while everyone has their golden ration I find that a nice thin coating of peanut butter on the bottom slice works well to prevent extended stickiness in your mouth. To compliment a hearty coating of jelly roughly 1/4 of an inch thick on the top piece of bread should suffice. I prefer grape jelly, but you may like other flavors or even be an adventurous kind and try jam instead of jelly.
Once again I would like to remind you that this is just my opinion and is in no way the right way. After all I do have to say I've only been eating peanut butter and jelly sandwich's since June 2008.
Grant says...Evmo what bout the boxers. and the average is a 26 to 28.
Theres a new link on the top of my page.
So a 27 is right inbetween there huh?
Wyatt Elder says...full or half windsor knot for my tie tomorrow.
I prefer the half Windsor knot. It has a skinny more young look. The full Windsor can be effective but if not done right it might as well be on a clown. The half Windsor however can almost always look small but professional.
Brandon says...How long has it been since your scout masters last _____
I can't properly answer a question unless it is complete.
Caleb Griger says...what is better a bird on fire or a pheonix
A bird on fire is a one time deal. Where as a phoenix is a creature which dies in flames, then rebirths itself from the ashes.
Going with the phoenix on this one.
Nemo says...So lets say you are a centaur and a female centaur came along. What would you be attracted to, the human part or the horse part?
Due to me not being into bestiality I would prefer the female portion. However since I'd have that 5th leg with a brain all it's own, I suspect I would be mildly attractive to the horse part too.
So lets say you are a centaur and a female centaur came along. What would you be attracted to, the human part or the horse part?
Wyatt Elder says...Kodiak bear or Black bear?
The Kodiak is kind of like a secret agent bear, he goes by many names. The Black bear, just a black bear. For versatility, a Kodiak, for simplicity, a black bear.
One of the worst things you can come across in the wilderness is a shit covered bear. Even worse than a shit covered bear is a flaming shit covered bear. The absolute worst thing you can come across in the wilderness is a flaming shit covered bear wielding a chainsaw. That can scare even the toughest of men.
In conclusion Black Bears.
Wyatt Elder says...Ok, Subway or Jimmie Johns?
Subway, as long as the sandwich isn't made with hatred and contempt. The one in Tecumseh is one of my favorites. By the second or third week of camp going there every Sunday and Saturday they get to know you.
Wyatt Elder says...Which is better, gliding snakes or flying squirrels?
I would have to say squirrels in general are preferable in public opinion. While I have no problem with snakes, Indiana Jones does. Thus a flying squirrel is better.
Which is better, gliding snakes or flying squirrels?
what were ben franklins contributions to the u.s. constitution?
frat_bro_24 says...Hey bro you like partying cuz i like party brah hit me up sometime
It's party time? Excelent!
Hey bro you like partying cuz i like party brah hit me up sometime
Do you miss me... and what are the lyrics to the drink more water song. both because i know of 2 
Scouterfoo says...
hows the ivy going
Well lets just say the roids are helping.
Dad says...Do you have eyebrows under there?
I assume that you are referencing the picture above the questions.
I do in fact have eyebrows. While you may not be able to see them let me guarantee they are there.
NosOuP4u says...
If you were in a beauty pageant and while walking on stage during the evening gown competition one of you heals broke, what would you do?
Being a guy I probabally wouldn't be in the evening gown competiotion. However being a person who enjoys being outside I would take off my other shoe and simply continue. After the competition I would donate the shoes to charity or something like that.
NosOuP4u says...
Do yOu think that Jews control a disproportionate amount of the wealth in America?
I would say no.
Dear Evmo,
Who is better the "It's Friday" girl or
Young Cezar
Cale Miller says...if you had to guess how many people died in James Cameron's Titanic?
That is a vague question. I'll discus it in three parts.
Actors
No actors/crew were killed in the production of this film.
Characters
I would say in the ballpark of 1,500 characters were killed in the film
Since the movie is very long I would say that tens of people have does watching it, but thats off subject.
To sum it up: A LOT OF PEOPLE DIED.
if you had to guess how many people died in James Cameron's Titanic?
tomvo says...
hey evmo, wats that audio layering site again?
I'm not sure what you mean by this, but I would recommend using a program called Audacity for audio layering.
christy says...
did you ever figure out how to make that Jimmy Dean Sun costume? if so, can you plese give me some pointersThanksChristine
Sorry I dodn't get back so soon. No I did not but if I do I will let you know.
wellhi says...Wonderful!
Dear evmo. Purple. How does this make you feel?
Dominic says...Sir thats Boy Scouts.
EVMO!!! we work together, oh that's just nasty, have fun at cub scouts
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